Cool friends.
And that was the day that Anne decided to give up on life. But not on living.
I have a friend who works with a women just like this.
Sounds a lot like the time I was pulled over for driving down the road with a machete in my hand. Turns out I was just going machete-ing.
Objectify or not to objectify?
I don’t understand why my boobs aren’t a bigger deal? I along with several of my female friends and a couple of my male friends have great tits. The only people that seem to notice are people who don’t even know me! Wtf??? These fun bags deserve more attention. I am polite and acknowledge your witty banter or your great shoes. My tits are waiting for you to reciprocate…
Operator Errror
It is not uncommon for me to hear the phrase, “wow, we have never seen that before”. I have heard it from cellphone technical support, mechanics, doctors, and any number of people that actually know what they are talking about. I seem to be a “special circumstance” or an “exception to the rule”. I like thinking that, but know better. There may be something exceptional about me but it may not be of any benefit. I can change the settings on a cellphone without my own knowledge to the point of last resort troubleshooting like master reset. I can wear tires and ball joints to point of disintegration for way longer than any person should be able to. So, if you want to steal my thunder I have good news and bad news.
BAD NEWS : The thunder is dangerous and may leave you stranded on the side of the road with a cellphone that doesn’t work.
GOOD NEWS : My thunder is free for the taking.
